Oh, s**t I don’t want to be 60!
How CAN this be happening to ME?
My mind says I’m still in my 30’s
If only my body would agree!
When just a babe and a youngster,
All thanks to my dear mum and dad,
I suffered no hardship or sadness
A safe, happy childhood I had.
Oh, s**t I don’t want to be 60
I can’t even get a bus pass,
And as for the elusive state pension
Well, the timescale for THAT now’s a farce!
Growing up was a time full of excitement,
At school I tried as hard as I could,
I had lots of friends, we did lots of things
I remember it all being good
Oh, s**t I don’t want to be 60
My eyesight is bound to get worse,
I’ve already got some aches and pains
Old age is simply a curse
In my 20’s and 30’s I towed the line,
A wedding, a family and a full time job.
I got better at jugglin’, at times I was strugglin’
But it helped to earn a few bob!
Oh, s**t I don’t want to be 60
My memory will fade even more!
Even now I embark on a mission
But soon forget what it’s for!
When I turned 40 I was full of despair
It signalled the end of my prime,
If I had known then what I know now
I’d have made more use of that time.
Oh, s**t I don’t want to be 60
60 is SERIOUSLY old!
That’s why they allow you free eye tests
And prescriptions ……………… or so I’m told.
My 50’s they brought on a crisis
We decided to leave the rat race,
We bought a boat and began living afloat
Now life is a much slower pace.
Oh, s**t I don’t want to be 60
But it’s something I’ve just got to face,
So I’ll do what everyone tells me
And meet it with a modicum of grace.
Well, I’ve given up smoking and put on some pounds
But, hey, my hair is still blonde, not grey,
I’ve very few wrinkles and feel fairly fit
So, you- know-what, Ange? ………………. HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!
XXOO
Happy Birthday Ange, hope you had a great day, sorry we haven't caught up with you both this year. Best Wishes James and Doug x
ReplyDeleteThere's still a CHANCE!!!!!!! Might you be coming through Crick when all the work on the boat is done? Lola wants to meet you!!!! xxoo
DeleteLovely post...I will be following you next year and can't believe it either.. What a great life we enjoy though, here's to boating!
ReplyDeleteLesley
Thanks, Lesley. We do have a pretty good time don't we? We follow your exploits too. xxoo
DeleteHappy birthday Angela (I'm only 6 months behind you and perleease don't get me going re my state pension). There are an awful lot of people out there who wish they were living your life - you look great and you are great and, just every so often, you can pull the 'old lady' card when you need to - sometimes it's nice to have something done for you. I'm very glad not to have the responsibilities I had when I was 40, so JUST ENJOY!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jill. Thought you were MUCH younger than me! Have been following Baxter's plight - DO hope he's ok and getting better by the day. Any thoughts as to where you will be over the winter?
ReplyDeleteRe the old lady bit - Megan, our daughter, told me to do just that when i bought a blu tooth dvd and hadn't a clue what it was all about!!!! The card worked a treat!! Re state pension, those of us born 53/4 have been caught at the worse possible time. That extra money would have made a big difference! xxoo
And just think my little poppet, 10 years from now you'll be 70!! Think about that...
ReplyDeleteREALLY liked the card you sent me my little blob of Cornish loveliness! You just keep enjoying your own dotage!! Speak soon. xxoo
DeleteWell here I am still in my 50's!!!! really Ange have a wonderful birthday talk next week. Great poem btw xxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteYesssssssssssssss!! 50's!! What were they??? It's having such young friends like you that keeps me in touch with reality!!!!!! xxoo
DeleteHAVE A LOVELY BIRTHDAY ANGE I THOUGHT 60 WAS THE NEW 40!!!!!!!! love from usxxx
ReplyDeleteI do hope so! All the best in your new home. Let us have the address. Didn't think you operated your blog site anymore? So, how is A still leaving messages? xxoo Aircraft flyover sounded exciting by the way.
DeleteToday's the day. Happy Birthday to you, happy Birthday to you, happy Birthday dear Angela, happy Birthday to you.
ReplyDeleteBe very glad that I don't have your 'phone number or you'd have to listen to me singing
Love from us both
PS Sort of in reach of Northampton - G's kids and grand kids due to leaving for France in spring. Top of South Oxon Blisworth/ Grand Union - Nene if the rain is kind. How about you - it would be sooo nice to have a proper get together before we leave?
ReplyDeleteThat's what i was thinking too. We'll be in the marina but we have a little ol' banger of a car so if you are in the Blisworth area we'll get in touch. xxoo
DeleteHappy Birthday Angela! Hope you had a great birthday weekend! Lovely post, and I LOVED the photos - as you can imagine! :) Don't worry about being 60 - You don't stop playing when you get old - You get old when you stop playing! Hope to eventually get to see you both again. Take care! Aaron. xx
ReplyDeleteAaron my little Spanish-living bundle of joy! So glad you liked the photos - 'imself was not too happy with me though!!! Again!!!! J & me will never actually fully grow up no matter what it says on the birthday cards!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did have a lovely weekend. xxoo
DeleteGreat post... and Ben's Pat Sharpe hair-do's are testimony that getting older isn't always such a bad thing hehe xx
ReplyDeleteHaha, very true Megan. I think it was more Michael Knight than Pat Sharp though :)
DeleteWho's Pat Sharpe?????? B was always so particular about his hair!! Thank you for organizing that lovely weekend for me. xxoo
ReplyDeleteOh S**t, Happy Birthday Ange....was thinking of you on Sunday! Seriously, you don't look anywhere near 60, without a doubt two 30 year old's rolled into one lol! Enjoy, and will have a belated booze up (whoops celebration) over the winter. Lots of love xxx
ReplyDeleteWill look forward to that! Have been following your exploits. Thanks for the inspiration. Take care and hopefully we will see you soon. xxoo
ReplyDeleteYou're not old, you're BETTER! Happy birthday again! (I'm going backwards!)
ReplyDeleteJ.G.